Goat Simulator

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

Destroy All Freighters

Blow Up All Pirate Ships

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

Find All Collectibles

Gather $1000000

Find All The Pony Horses

Complete Test Chambers

Run Wild With The Podracer

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair

Visit The Badehaus

Tag 10 Walls

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Just finish that one LAST job.

A Trip to the Moon.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Wear 30 masks at once.

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Enjoy your trip

Baa with the choir

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Jump on the launchpad

Get deviously trapped again

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Trash the server room

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Craft all the weapons in one game

Craft all items in one game

Survive 10 days

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Eat 50 food items in one game

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet